The Other Side Of Pain (Vol II)

Right You Are

When detestation becomes the destiny he seems to have achieved the eternal bliss. When chide mercury breaks the tolerance thermometer, then ‘the indefatigable’ enjoys his falsely acclaimed victory over loneliness. This hardly-haired man is home to numerous bakar instances deriving endless laughter. His arsenal of lethal insulting weapons is surprising and deadliest of which is disrespecting in the name of mother and father. While all the other professors are trying to frame their question papers in new prescribed RGPV format he is a kind of ‘free of all rules and norms’, same old question paper with readily availability of solutions at photocopy shop.

Those who experience, if not enjoy, a year with him are subjected to final project submission ‘a scary odyssey’. With few millimeters of scale deciding the fate of expenses made, 5-6 iterations may be treated as the best case. He believes in ‘rejection is key to perfection’ phenomenon. This ‘mistakenly understood’ heartless fellow was found blushing when asked for a photograph. On the day of final submission he will let you endure throughout the day for project demonstration but no wonder at sharp 5 ‘O’ clock in the meantime power supply fails to reach the department.

To those who doubt on his knowledge a brief snapshot of his qualifications will be enough to black them out, a B.E in electrical engg., a double M.E. in elex. and computer engg.,a Ph.D from IIT Roorkee in computer engg, a Post Doctorate from University of Tokyo and research on hardly real time system. None of his department mates can dare to stare at this qualification heap

If he fakes you then, who does not? If he bores you for long, then only he is the one who backs you when other professors conspire against you. If he calls you seven days a week at least he assures your degree. His students are prepared to tackle any mental assault that counter them in future. In today’ world when teachers are no more than paid servants and enjoying the sinister smile by failing more than 60 in a class of 100 and prompting 3^rd degree question paper this gutsy man is discovering new dimensions of unspoken love and insult-disguising parental love. If this is unfair then who the hell wants to go fair, if this is atrocity then we are opportune to be victim. Life has never promised us that love come always in the traditional way.

“Cheers to this brutal killer of English Grammar”

Simply ABHI

Prof. Wasim-uddin Khan

The Other Side Of Pain

What could be the height of absurdity? Well, it’s that indomitable maestro whose popularity continues to grow at an unprecedented rate. He is notorious for victimizing his students to the pandemic termed as ‘incurable psychological torture’. His favorite pastime is creating paradoxical statements. Erratic behavior seems to have some ancestral relations with him. You may miss his pseudo-important four hour class just because you are late by few minutes with acceptance of awful humility and in the very same lecture you may be even have a graceful invitation after 2 hours. Even after attending 85% of his lectures you may find your name in shortlist while the permanent absentees may have no problem at all. This full time energetic man puts his heart to explain his topic but it’s not different if you get nothing out of it. All his department mates are fed up of his irritating behavior but nobody has guts to utter even a single word. He believes in wearing only two dresses throughout his life. Despite all his brutal assaults, it is his paper leaking skill with subsequent sample answers that makes him so much famous among all.

Some say he is a demon, some say he is a coconut with very tough outer surface and some say he is an unbearable pain. But has anybody ever tried to look inside his head. They just complain that he bores them for long hours but nobody notices that during that hours he speaks continuously even without a brake. Nor does he even sit for a while. They never see what a great risk he takes for his students. He cares more than you for your degree. Nobody is ever failed or detained in his subject. He wants you to be with him for long hours solely because he is sick of his loneliness. He is an unmarried guy and to fight this pain which haunts him throughout his life he has disguised the cover of an angry humiliating beast. He sees his unborn children in his students. He loves you. He cares for you. He fights for you against all odds. What if he is a little strange? What if he is a little irritating? Who cares?

Hats off to this courageous man!